Impatient Guitar Student Asks How Long Until He Gets To Sleep With Teenagers

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GREEN BAY, WI—Eager to move past the fundamentals and dive into more complex territory, impatient guitar student Justin Howard reportedly asked his instructor Tuesday how long it would be until he got to sleep with teenagers. “Yeah, I think I’ve got the G-C-D chord stuff covered—I’m just wondering how quickly we get into the barely legal snatch back in my trailer?” Howard…

This story appeared on theonion.com, 2023-09-19.
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