Man Ultimately Grateful He Chose To Go To Friend’s Wedding Instead Of Capitol Riot

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WESTERVILLE, OH—Saying he would always wish he could have been in two places at once on Jan. 6, 2021, local man Dennis Karpinsky told reporters Tuesday he was ultimately grateful he chose to go to his high school friend Henry Hardwick’s wedding instead of the Capitol riot. “At first, when I saw how much fun people had ransacking the halls of Congress and threatening to kill…

This story appeared on theonion.com, 2023-09-19.
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